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Star Wars I, II, and III
As any moron should know, the three prequels to
Star Wars are coming out *soon* (less than a year!). Rumors have
circulated about the plot, characters, and of course, the excellent special
effects. Some people have proposed the possibility that they could
just suck, but all Star Wars fans give George Lucas more faith than that.
As soon as I am standing in line holding the ticket in my hand, I will
know that the Force does in fact exist.
Every Wednesday, me and my family gather around
the TV to watch Star Trek: Voyager. We appreicate the unique thinking
and creative ideas that the story-writers come up with. Today, two
aliens teleported into the holodeck, which was playing a black-and-white
"Captain Chaotica" simulation at the time. Tehy believed that it
was the real world, and, well, the whole plot got more interesting after
that.
Good Reads:
The Bounty Hunter Wars,
by K.W. Jeter. This series of books is all about Boba Fett and Bossk,
and what happened with them after A New Hope and after Return of The Jedi
(two separate time speriods). It involves characters like Xizor,
Vader, Kud'ar Mub'at, and many other familiar characters. I personally
love Boba Fett, and fans of his will love this trilogy, as well.
I always like the Star Wars books that get away from "The Force" and "Luke
Skywalker". Fast reflexes I can believe in, but "The Force" pretty
much ruins the sci-fi scene for me when it rears its ugly head. That
is, of course, just my own opinion.
Foreigner, by C.J. Cherryh.
This is I believe the first book in a trilogy. It is about a man
officially known as the "padhi", or negotiator, between humans and a humanoid
race. C.J. Cherryh is great at portraying scenes realistically.
She writes in detail and her stories have moving plots with surprising
depth. This book focuses mostly on the struggles of uniting two completely
different societies to achieve a common goal: to rediscover space-travel
(the colony had long been-abandoned).
STAR WARS: Tales from the
Mos Eisley Cantina, edited by Kevin J. Anderson. If you are at
all interested in Star Wars you simply have to check out this book.
It is a series of short stories describing what different humans/aliens
were doing at the time of Luke's departure from Tattooine. Every
story has a part describing the way the character sees the activities at
the
bar which result in a severed arm. For some characters, it is a bit
more painful. This collection gives us a little bit of background
information on the characters that play a subtle, yet integral role in
the universe that is STAR WARS.
Warped Factors, by Walter
Koenig. Okay, so this is actually a biography. You got me there.
Those Star Trek fans out there should already recognize the name Walter
Koenig. For those who don't know, he played Chekov on the original
Enterprise and Alfred Bester in a newer TV series called Babylon 5.
Biographies, to me, are usually boring, but I love this one because it
talks about someone that I really can emphasize with, someone who played
a necessary role on the original Enterprise. This book is the honest
poop, a real look behind the scenes of the making of the sci-fi phenomenon
which is Star Trek. If you care at all about the original Star Trek
or Babylon 5, you simply must check out or buy this wonderful, truthful
autobiography.
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Nightfall, by Isaac Asimov
and some other guy. This excellent novel describes a world which
possesses six suns. The people have never lived without sunlight
and think it impossible for anyone else to do so. An attraction is
opened up which simply consists of going through a pitch-black tunnel for
15 minutes. People start dying and getting traumatized. Meanwhile,
in the legends and myths of their culture, the suns are supposed to stop
shining every 3,000 years, at which point devastating fire comes down from
the heavens. At a dig site, an archaeologist finds evidence of repeated
burnings of a town for seven times in a row with a deadly regularity of
3,000 years. It has been a little less than 3,000 years since the
last great catastrophe. A group of scientists figure out what will
happen (though I won't tell you) and try to warn the general public.
In this book you will not only learn what happens at Nightfall. You
will learn what happens at Daybreak.
The Gods Themselves, by
Isaac Asimov. This book describes the relationships between humans
and 'para-men' who live in a 'para-universe'. As the story goes,
the aliens initiated an energy transfer using a device which they call
a 'Positronic Pump'. Humans, naturally, call it the 'Electron Pump'.
This device exploits the difference between the universal laws of our universe
and the para-universe. Because of this process, however, the two
universes are slowly becoming mixed. The main scientist theorizes
that the phenomenon will spread out into the universe, having little of
an effect at all on any one area. Another scientist, however, believes
that the effect is localized, and that the Sun will be become un-balanced
and explode! The story gets even more interesting when we hear the
story from the aliens in the para-universe. They have three different
sexes and reside as clouds of matter that can contort and stretch.
1984, by George Orwell.
This book, published in the earlier 20th-century, depicts the "future",
though it is not that anymore. In his book the future is a dim, horrible
place to be, where the Party has absolute control. The Party's three
mottos are: WAR IS PEACE. FREEDOM IS SLAVERY. IGNORANCE IS
STRENGTH. The past is alterable. The Party invented air planes
and all known forms of technology. The Party is life. The Party
has never made any mistakes, simply because no unaltered works are left
to prove otherwise. The Party has implemented a new language called
"Newspeak", whose dictionary is continually decreasing and whose purpose
is the complete elimination of "thoughtcrime". The incineration tube
is named the "Memory Chute". Power is absolute. War is continious.
War has lost its meaning, and is simply a way to destroy consumer goods.
Mankind is slowly becoming more and more pathetic, though the Party claims
that the quality of life is getting better, simply because no evidence
exists to the contrary. Eventually, everyone will speak from their
larnyx (no thought involved) and rebellion is impossible. The complete
elimination of technology is emminent and necessary. The Party has
created another Dark Age, in which traitors are publically executed by
hangings. Are you intrigued?
The Boat of a Million Years,
by Poul Anderson. Let's start this off honestly: it took me three
months to read this book. Not only is it huge, which is usually not
a determinant to me, it is not really sci-fi! Throughout the first
350 pages the only sci-fi element I saw was the possibility of immortality,
or, the people who possessed immortality. Only one measly section
in the back describes a world that is science fiction, where everyone is
immortal, where people's gums can be modified to produce diamonds, etc.
Even this part was confusing. This book would be good for people
who aren't true sci-fi lovers. I myself, however, will always prefer
books like The Parafaith War, which should be reviewed in this section
but isn't. I can Star Wars, with the Force and all, but I prefer
books with no fantasy elements.
Good Movies:
"Star Trek: Insurrection."
This is the ninth Star Trek movie so far, and as such is different from
most of the others. It resembles an episode, which is either a good
thing or a bad thing. The basic plot is that 600 immortal people
on a planet are being relocated, against their will, so that the planet
can be used for medicinal purposes (there is something that makes the inhabitants
of the planet immortal). The movie starts out with Data running amok,
supposedly because of some malfunction. The plot progresses gradually,
with huge plot twists in store for the viewer. It is not action-oriented,
though it has some action. It is intended as a food-for-thought movie.
In its entirety, Insurrection is awesome and a must-see for any serious
science-fiction fan. Along with Star Wars and Fifth Element (yes,
Fifth Element), this is my favorite sci-fi movie. And it even has
some humorous parts (namely Data cracking some jokes, but it's more involved
than that). Be sure to pay attention, or you will miss a lot of the
plot and a lot of the funnier jokes.
"The Fifth Element." Just
because I liked "Chickan!", and just because I liked those changing scenes
;). Seriously, though, the sound effects were really great, the music
compelling, and the science fiction aspect was unique. It was Blade
Runner-esque, but not quite as dark nor gritty. Though some people
didn't like it, every sci-fi person I know saw something good in The Fifth
Element.
That's all the reviews for now! Please come back often and
check for more reviews as I read more books.
Expect more links as time goes on.
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